 | JulesJabberwocky is a 19 year old guy from Aids, South Africa.
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
-Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll |
- Nov 27, 2008 11:35am
- Oh god, I hate this newer stumbleupon layout even more than I hate the old-new stumbleupon layout.
Do not want. How do I go back?
- GudSkits review - StumbleUpon
 Nov 27, 2008 10:33am (1 review) stumblers http://gudskit.stumbleupon.com/review/23...- Perhaps, but now I'm a zombie.
An AIDS Zombie.
An AIDS Zombie who can transer AIDS via the oral orifice. So getting bitten doubly sucks because you not only become an undead creature but you also get AIDS.
- http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/The-Strange-World-of-Japanese-Vend...
- Oct 18, 2008 10:11pm
 (42 reviews) japan http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/The-... - For my last two semesters of high school I took an advanced English class called Beyond. The class was divided into four units, each unit was to be about a different culture. The summer reading for the class was Eleni by Nicholas Gage(1) and the first unit was about Greece(2). For the second unit we read Kaffir Boy by Mark Mathabane(3) and the unit was on South Africa (4). The third unit was Afghanistan and we read some ridiculous book about hair salons(5) or something. The final unit we read Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden which was lucky for me because I'd already read the book before. For the retarded: that unit was about Japan.
For the final paper of the Japan unit we had to write about "how the study of Japanese culture had influenced our lives". I told my teachers that I thought that theme was moronic. My argument was sound. I maintained that reading a few books and internet print-outs about a culture thousands of miles away probably didn't influence our lives at all. They claimed it had and they were the ones handing out grades so their argument won.
To spite them I wrote a scathingly sarcastic six page paper on how vending machines were the greatest part of Japanese culture and the only part I could say had influenced me because potato chips were delicious.
(1) Boring
(2) Or: sodomy central. No, I never get tired of that joke. The unit was largely uninspired. We talked about Greek theology as though we were still in middle-school. However, it did allow us to revist the Oedipus trilogy, so it wasn't a total loss.
(3) Also boring though not quite so much as Eleni.
(4) Or: AIDS Capital.
(5) Yeah, fucking hair salons. Damn right I was bitching every class in that unit.
- The Size Of Our World
 Oct 18, 2008 9:20pm (992 reviews) http://www.rense.com/general72/size.htm- I've come upon these same photos some twenty times in myriad forms.
The grainy size comparisons are beginning to annoy me.
- StumbleUpon Buttons & Tools
- Oct 18, 2008 9:18pm (115 reviews) stumbleupon http://www.stumbleupon.com/buttons.php
- I am thumbing this up ironically.
I'm such a rebel.
- George R. R. Martins Official Website
- Oct 18, 2008 8:41pm (57 reviews) fantasy-books http://www.georgerrmartin.com/
- I've been reading A Clash of Kings, the second part in Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series, and let me say that the book, like no other before it, has me saying, "What the fucking hell?" after every chapter. Nothing goes the way one expects. Martin uses magic with such subtlety that he manages to bend around his own plot points, turning one twist into fucking five. The series has quite possibly the deepest and most diverse cast of characters of any novel I've ever read.
- Oct 18, 2008 5:13pm
- Rejoice for your Messiah hath returneth.
- Sep 21, 2008 1:09pm
- Update: My computer's a piece of shit. Or maybe it's just Vista, I can't decide. Whatever the case, with the way my computer's been acting, I can't use the Stumble-Button without running the risk of freezing my computer. So I want you to try really hard and imagine me tearing the shit out of contemporary idealism with my signature snarkiness. I know it will be terribly strenuous for you to try to channel my genius into such a pathetically outdated medium- your brain- but, if your head doesn't explode under the titanic effort, I may give you an "A" for effort.
- This arrogance is meant to be ironic. Pointing out my own irony is a means of achieving post-irony. Mentioning post-irony is pretty postmodern. Etc.
- Sep 12, 2008 6:42pm
- Look at the time and date of that last post.
It's just so perfect.
- Sep 11, 2008 9:11pm
- Anyone who doesn't listen to a band because the band doesn't take itself seriously is taking themselves too seriously.
What the fuck is wrong with having fun?
If, on the other hand, you reduce music to its barebones in order to achieve a self-serving form of parody because you can't write good material without your tongue in your cheek, than you might consider promptly killing yourself.
Interpret this post as you may.
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