"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
I hated Dane Cook before it was cool to hate Dane Cook: making me really fucking rad. I hated him back when I saw him on Comedy Central Presents so many years ago. His brand of "comedy" is, essentially, "EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME" humor. Does he even tell jokes? Everytime I hear him speak he's just running around stage yelling at the top of his lungs about this and that. I somehow get the idea that he was doing observational comedy when he started out, only it was so bland that nobody at his sets could give him even sympathy applause. Then one night in the middle of one of his ho-hum jokes he just started shrieking at the audience. Of course, 75% of all people are retarded, so he finally got the laughs he wanted and thus launched his career.
A career that's still built upon "Why do I have so many keys?" jokes.
Jul 22, 2008 9:53pm
